derekisonfire:

WE CAN HAZ CHANGE.

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comedycentral:

No matter where you are Tuesday night, chances are you’ll be able to watch The Daily Show and Colbert Report’s live election night shows.

The Daily Show’s “Election Night 2012: This Ends Now” and The Colbert Report Presents “Election 2012: A Nation Votes, Ohio Decides; The Re-Presidenting of America: Who Will Replace Obama? ‘012!” will both air live on Comedy Central from 11:00-11:30 p.m. ET (8:00-8:30 p.m. PT) and 11:30-midnight ET (8:30-9:00 p.m. PT) respectively, and will be simulcast on MTV’s Times Square JumboTron.

And for the first time ever, both show will stream live on comedycentral.com, iOS and Android enabled devices, Xbox consoles and through The Daily Show Headlines App. 

Getting the latest, up-to-the-minute election night hilarity while you poop* has never been easier!

*Please don’t poop in Times Square.

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wilwheaton:

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sandandglass:

Total respect. 

I love her.

She donates so much she went from “billionaire” to “millionaire.”

MAD respect for that.

Listen to J.K. Rowling, and put your money where your mouth is, 1%.

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