if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
(Source: hunterandrewpence)
jennifer lawrence just seems like a tumblr person who made it outside
(Source: elizabethanemily)
Girl: *whispers* Um, your bra strap is showing...
Me: WOAH
Me: OH MY GOD
Me: NO
Me: NO PLEASE DON'T LET IT BE SO
Me: AHHH NOW EVERYONE WILL KNOW
Me: THAT MY BOOBS DON'T MAGICALLY STAY SUPPORTED
Me: THEY'LL KNOW
Me: I WEAR A BRA
Me: AH, NO GOD PLEASE
at least my inner monologue keeps me company
(Source: molhouse)
what’s the point of blurring out the middle finger on tv like ooooh you have me fooled what’s behind all that blur? is it an umbrella? an elephant? a young bill cosby?
SKYWALKER THEME THEME BY: FUCKYEAHADEK POWERED BY: TUMBLR



• && I love to read.
